Husband wife jokes in english


Definition of Honeymoon:
a man’s last holiday
before he starts working
for a new boss !!

A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami
One Drunk-Night ..
while standing on the Seashore, waves touching
on his feets .
He shouted to the Sea: ‘No matter how many times your Waves Touch my Feet
I’ll Never take her back .. !!
Its your mistake..
Deal With It Now…

Police Inspector: Why didn’t you report your stolen credit card?
Husband: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Inspector: Then why are you reporting it now?
Husband: I think now the thief’s wife has started using it!
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